SBURB Games

SBURB is a game that ends the world. Go to MSPA wiki for more info. Paradigm didnt invent it.

SHARB is a game that has unknown properties. It seems to be similar to SBURB by its menu, but has never been played.

SATAN is quite simple, but at the same time very different from Sburb. Each session has five or six players. Five-player session are called "victim" sessions, and six-player sessions are called "occult" sessions. Victim sessions begin very differently from Sburb. They involve the complete destruction of each player's computers. This version of Satan isn't really a "game" of sorts. After everyone's computers are destroyed, a bubble of destruction will appear in the planet's core and expand outwards infinitely in all directions at light speed. Anything that touches it will appear in the void. The five players themselvs get lead to a hellish reality along with their houses and prospit and derse. The five players then have to endure challenging and deadly gauntlets, tournaments, and labor until only one remains. That one player "wins" the game, and becomes the Devil's henchman. Now onto the occult sessions. These sessions are more typical to a session of Sburb, and the beginning is a lot more calm. Those six players enter the medium in ways similar to Sburb; prototyping sprites, placing alchemiters, etc, but everything is just a bit dark and twisted. And then, similar to Sburb fashion, meteors will rain from above. If the six players do not manage to construct their cruxtite artifact before this, they will be killed and their souls sent to the underworld. If they do manage to beat the tutorial, they pass into the main game. Those six players each have their own planet; a physical manifestation of their personalities, with a bit of satanic ideals thrown in. These lands, their denizens, and underlings, are severely more challenging than a Sburb session, and may lead to many deaths within the session. And of course, this session features some sburban aspects such as god teirs, the reckoning, derse/prospit dreamers and agents, etc, except these are a LOT more harder. Once the players have created a genesis frog and begun a new universe, that universe will be corrupted by the Devil, and become a hellish realm. In short, occult sessions lead to the expansion of the Devil's empire, and his hellish rule of an iron fist.